I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
I mean look at us what do you think?
The best part of this gif isn’t the Doctor acting sexy and suave. The best part is the horse eating the grass. Because we know that that’s not a horse. It’s a zygon. So it’s really a zygon eating the grass. That’s what I call commitment.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
are vegans allowed to drive since gasoline is made from fossil fuels meaning dinosaurs had to DIE for you to drive that car you fucking pig
oh my god
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
oh my lord don’t start with theses puns
but they rule
Christmas 2011: BBC killed Sherlock
Christmas 2012: BBC killed Arthur
Christmas 2013: BBC is going to kill the 11th Doctor
like wow you are just filled with the Christmas spirit BBC
it seems the doctor has 2 hearts because the bbc has none
my sister just said the reason that the winchesters have such sucky lives is because spilling salt equals bad luck
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense