flashakaviolet:

leonardhchekov:

Pushing Daisies (2007) || Hannibal (2013)

imagine if both columns belonged to the same show which progressively became darker and darker over the years




arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad







whiskeyandspentbrass:

regalasfuck:

roundofapology:

biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 

DAMN NATURE YOU CLEVER

gotcha lil mothafucka

Sorry, I have to reblog this. My favorite spider is on my fucking dash in a gif. 

whiskeyandspentbrass:

regalasfuck:

roundofapology:

biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 

DAMN NATURE YOU CLEVER

gotcha lil mothafucka

Sorry, I have to reblog this. My favorite spider is on my fucking dash in a gif. 




ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.




mercycas:





this is a masterpost for my followers and anyone else whose needing some help with feelings- because we all get it sometimes.if you ever need to talk to someone, i'm here for you! otherwise...
sad?
make you smile - this shows you just how wonderful you are
who’s cutest - take your best guess
cheer me up - turn your frown upside down- feel better!
quick! emergency compliment! - smile, it’s the truth
the dawn room - your savior
the thoughts room - just let it all go
get a hug
angry?
lifeinneon - confront yourself and your feelings
gruntle me - you can’t stay mad at this website
this is your quiet place
the thoughts room - just let it all go
stressed?
rainymood - listen to calming rain
dolldivine - take care of plants 
barcinski-jeanjean - you’ve got control- calm down
calm - just let it all out
the thoughts room - forget about it all, let it go
this is your quiet place 
weavesilk - create beautiful art (really calming, personally!)
lifeinneon - confront yourself and your feelings
do nothing for 2 minutes - exactly what it means- don’t worry
omfg dogs  - distract yourself from your thoughts and dogs
anxiety?
reduce anxiety
rainymood - listen to calming rain         
color method - can you match the color?
calm - let all the feelings out
weavesilk - create beautiful art
dolldivine - take care of plants
do nothing for 2 minutes - exactly what it means, dont worry
distract yourself
color method - can you match the color?
geoguessr - guess where you are
the thoughts room - just let it all go
weavesilk - create beautiful art
eel slap
stars - our galaxy at your fingertips
wanting to self harm?
I’m alive - you’re worth everything and more
this is your quiet place
the thoughts room - let everything go
alternates to self harm 
Self-Help Masterpost
i hope this comes in handy! please remember you're worth 
more than all the riches and the world- love yourself, like 
i do too <3

mercycas:

this is a masterpost for my followers and anyone else whose 
needing some help with feelings- because we all get it sometimes.
if you ever need to talk to someone, i'm here for you! otherwise...
sad?
angry?
stressed?
anxiety?
distract yourself
wanting to self harm?
i hope this comes in handy! please remember you're worth 
more than all the riches and the world- love yourself, like 
i do too <3



hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

image

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.




running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt



amarriageoftrueminds:

lokiisdottir:

Kili is my favourite dwarf because he looks to surprised every time he does anything

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Kili’s eternal face of ’Bloody Hell, It Actually Worked.’ 




asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.




idealangels:

the long arm of the law




destielpasta:

Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.




"I just love bowls so much" [x]







merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”